Shared Bathroom Survivor Pillows

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Antisocial distancing

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

'All clear!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

A woman is attacked by toilet water

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

Departures - Portaloo.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.'

Man funneling the wide spray from his shower

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

'Have you been missing the toilet bowl again?'