Shared Bathroom Survivor Prints

Secondhand hairspray.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Antisocial distancing

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'All clear!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

A woman is attacked by toilet water

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

Hell's Restrooms.

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Departures - Portaloo.

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

'Have you been missing the toilet bowl again?'

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.