Shower Survivor Gifts

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Time for your pills.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

Intense summer sun

Centurion in a Shower

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

Fox Operated Fan

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Boy it's hot today!'

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"