Cue Ball Aficionado Gifts

'Am I bald?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Snooker.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

Birds cue ball escape.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Trampoline

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"O.K. guys, I gotta bounce."

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

Intuition Failure

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

'They've started giving me 'senior' cat food...'

Overpriced gumball machine.

'I knew it was a mistake letting him on straight after lunch.'

Trampolining fun.

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

"You said 'Let's shoot Paul!'"

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

"The blues in a terrible position"