Cue Ball Aficionado Gifts

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snooker.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Trampoline

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

"O.K. guys, I gotta bounce."

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

Intuition Failure

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

'They've started giving me 'senior' cat food...'

'I knew it was a mistake letting him on straight after lunch.'

Overpriced gumball machine.

Trampolining fun.

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

"The blues in a terrible position"

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