Cue Ball Hustler Gifts

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Runner going through hurdles.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Am I bald?'

Play golf on the billiards table.

"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."

Birds cue ball escape.

"Hold on, I just have to send a P-mail."

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"With baseball, college football and pro football overlapping, the excitement is too much form him to handle."

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

'The Alternative Minimum Tax. I have no alternative but to pa it, and it's the maximum amount I've got to pay.'

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"You said 'Let's shoot Paul!'"

"The blues in a terrible position"

"...and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'I hate it when the track team comes to lunch.'