Honor Roll Hustler Gifts

"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Running Latte

Runner going through hurdles.

The Workaholics Building

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

One Man Band

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"Dude, I can't Handel this."

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'

"The last time I made money was on the day I sold one of my kidneys..."

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"

Rugby Union.

'Do you or do not want to be a member of this team, Henson? If so, I suggest you go back and run to first base this time.'

'Everyone left. They all said they had to get back to work.'

Dilemma of the self-employed; 'But I deserve a raise',,,NO

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."