Making The Honor Roll Gifts

Vinny couldn't wait to tell his parents...He was the first Dung Beetle in his family to make the honor roll.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Army general with a support for his medals.

"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."

"Is she noisy during sex? Let me put it this way. She graduated magna come loudly."

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

'I'm afraid I have some bad news.'

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'

"May be next year he'll make you a Dame..."

Each one respresents another honor.

"I like to wear one big medal instead of a bunch of tiny ones."

'Well, if you can't be an honor student, can't you at least cheat off one?'

"Yes it's a great report card, all A's and B's... But I wonder how your teacher got your name wrong?"

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

"I prefer people who are known."

'I've been knighted by Queen Latifah.'

My Child is an Honor Student but disappoints me in other ways.