'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'
Becoming An Honor Student Gifts
Looking for a gift to honor a student on their path to academic excellence? Our collection celebrates their hard work and achievements with humorous and heartfelt items. Perfect for encouraging future success and showing pride in their efforts, these products make any honor student feel appreciated and motivated. Whether it's a little reminder of their capabilities or a fun gift to celebrate their accomplishment, you'll find something that speaks to their dedication and bright potential.
'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'
'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'
Summa cum latte.
'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'
Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse
Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.
'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'
Army general with a support for his medals.
"Is she noisy during sex? Let me put it this way. She graduated magna come loudly."
How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but
"Let me guess... Military, right?"
"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"
Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'
My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.
"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."
"May be next year he'll make you a Dame..."
Mick Jagger Knighthood - "I wish he'd keep still..I'll have his flaming ear off in a minute!"
'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'
"I was fighting for her honour, but she insisted on keeping it."
Memorial Day
"I've come up with two alternatives. We can either fess up to the shareholders or eviscerate ourselves with this really big knife."
"Son, the rest is up to you."
I'm on the honor system.
Each one respresents another honor.
'Well, if you can't be an honor student, can't you at least cheat off one?'
"Yes it's a great report card, all A's and B's... But I wonder how your teacher got your name wrong?"
Army general with a mobile made of medals.
Vinny couldn't wait to tell his parents...He was the first Dung Beetle in his family to make the honor roll.'
'I graduated magna cum quat.'
"Papi, I need a cell phone."
'I've been knighted by Queen Latifah.'
Becoming An Honor Student Gifts Collection
Becoming An Honor Student Mugs
Find the perfect honor student mug to celebrate their dedication and achievements. A great gift to inspire daily motivation and pride.
Becoming An Honor Student Pillows
Bring comfort and inspiration to their space with pillows that celebrate their journey to honor student status.
Becoming An Honor Student Prints
Decorate with pride using prints that highlight their hard work and success as an honor student, inspiring continued achievement.
Becoming An Honor Student T-Shirts
Explore our collection of honor student t-shirts that make a bold statement about their academic achievement with style and humor.