Honor Students Gifts

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Graduates on their phones

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Maths is fun!'

Higher wisdom...

'A dog ate my homework.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Summa cum latte.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.