Cue Ball Wizard Gifts

"The blues in a terrible position"

Natural Disasters

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"It's baaaack!"

"I'm your problem."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Birds cue ball escape.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

Herd Nerds.

Basketball net above the garage door.

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"I am using my core strength."

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

Merry Christmas // Happy New Year

'I don't understand parents. They yell at us to be quiet and when we are, they think we're up to no good.'

Wilderness Pinball

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'

You can't sit around all day, it's bad for you. Let's go and throw around a Frisbee.