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"The blues in a terrible position"

Natural Disasters

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"It's baaaack!"

"I'm your problem."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Am I bald?'

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Basketball net above the garage door.

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

Herd Nerds.

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

"I am using my core strength."

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

Merry Christmas // Happy New Year

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'I don't understand parents. They yell at us to be quiet and when we are, they think we're up to no good.'

'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'

Wilderness Pinball

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen