Cue Enthusiasts Prints

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Dog Dreams

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Snooker.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"I've got a pulse!"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

"I want that one, mommy!"

"Thanks man!"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

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