Rescue Mission Enthusiast Gifts

"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"

A St. Bernard wearing a yarmulke comes to rescue a stranded pilot wearing a cask of chicken soup.

'At least you saved the cat.'

Chile miners rescue imminent.

"We won't have time to save them both. Should I ask who they voted for?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'That flipping pooch is lost again!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Castaway stranded on a desert island gets run down by a ship

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Arf! Arf!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

The princess and the key

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

The hostage rescue team

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery