Rescue Dog Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Dog Dreams