Emergency Service Aficionado Gifts

You called? (AA Man in a crane).

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Helicopter

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

Paramedics.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

"I've got a pulse!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"He fought like hell."

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'