Emergency Room Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"We have male patient coming in who has a large parsnip stuck up his colon!"

"He fought like hell."

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

'What does A+E stand for, anxiety and emotion?'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Hospital Visit

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Next.'

CLEAR!

Why dogs hate CPR.