Preparedness Enthusiast T-Shirts

Emergency Underpants

"Now you're prepared."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Disasters

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"We ran into a marathon."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

In case of fire call yourself.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Helicopter Rescues.

Water Drop with a Surprise

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Saving up for a rainy day.

Angel Firemen and the world on fire.

Alberta on fire