Pandemic Preparedness Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oh, I understand. Why go through all the hassles of a vaccine, when you can just..."

World Zika Alert

"Wish me luck, I'm off to the shops to join the socially distanced queues..."

Mr. Social Distancing

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Natural Disasters

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

S.O.S. vaccine

Fighting the Zika Virus

Holiday Gifts 2020

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Covid-19 reaper

Emergency Underpants

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Trick or Treatment.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"Have a nice day"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Hand Sanitizer

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Hazmat suit

Caution: Swine Flu!

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

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