Sea Disaster Aficionado Prints

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Victorian Royal Navy

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Deserted Island Logging

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Pirate King!

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

News: Flash Floods

Law School Sharks

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

The tide was out.

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

That Sinking Feeling

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.