Water Safety Enthusiasts Pillows

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Lifesaver!

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Wine taster with mineral water

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

A family playing in the sea

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Walking the Plank.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Rusk Assessment Form

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Swimming Champion.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step