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"It was a professional hit..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Ski Surfing

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Earth fish.

Diver

Salmon with a gas mask.

Desert crawler following water

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Surfing Pensioner