Water Fight Expert Gifts

"It was a professional hit..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Earth fish.

Diver

Desert crawler following water

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"I'll need a three iron."