Water Champion Gifts

Ian Thorpe

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"FISH ON"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

When the water's colder than you thought...

Diver

Earth fish.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'