Water Fight Champions Gifts

"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

When the water's colder than you thought...

Earth fish.

Diver

Desert crawler following water