Water Battles Gifts

Shootout at the Soapy Canal

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"FISH ON"

Ski Surfing

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."