Water Fights Gifts

"Well, that was fun, but now it's a 50 km trek to refill the water pistols..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'How's the water skiing?'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Swimming Prankster

The Perfect Cannonball

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Wrong leadership.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'