Water Fights Gifts

"Well, that was fun, but now it's a 50 km trek to refill the water pistols..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

Duck Hunt

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Marco ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Bears going water skiing.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Wrong leadership.