Whimsical Warriors T-Shirts

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Late BroomStick

"Recalculating route..."

Mantis Love

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

Tunnel of Infatuation

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

The Jerry Scarer

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Now that's art!"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Domestic Animals.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Ink Eraser

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Garden genomes.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Cr�che Seige

River Source

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."