Imaginative Protector Pillows

A child's fear of bogeymen, monsters and trolls under the bed is easily resolved, simply cut the legs off the bed.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

A Hole in the Dike

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"People were steal his ideas"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Trainset

"So...you finally getting a girlfriend this year?"

Nun confronts mugger.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Fancy Dress Box

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Headless Self-Portrait

"You were right. It's a mess."

Flying Pen

'I've invented copyright.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Intellectual Property Thief

Hands off my IP!

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."