Idea Protector Pillows

Patent Office.

"People were steal his ideas"

Intellectual Property Thief

'I had my out box fitted with an air bag in case my ideas crash.'

Hands off my IP!

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Worry tank

Soldier armed with a pen.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Privacy Conference Security

'More government surveillance!'

' A new idea '

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Privacy - Surveillance

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Assertiveness

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Domestic Spying Drones

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"What's the big idea?"