Idea Protector Pillows

Patent Office.

"People were steal his ideas"

Intellectual Property Thief

'I had my out box fitted with an air bag in case my ideas crash.'

Hands off my IP!

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Worry tank

Soldier armed with a pen.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Privacy Conference Security

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

' A new idea '

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Assertiveness

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Domestic Spying Drones

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.