Prehistoric Protector Gifts

"My security system sucks."

"Dang!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Daddy's working from home today."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"