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"My security system sucks."

"Dang!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Admit it, we're lost."

Primitive magician

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'