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The Invention Of Insurance

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

A watch face with Stonehenge

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'Is the fire included?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."