Prehistoric Protection Fan Gifts

The Invention Of Insurance

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

I'm With Stooped

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Is the fire included?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'