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The wheel.

'You never take me anywhere!!'

Dog chases caveman's newly invented wheel.

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

'What did you do with the dinosaur I killed YESTERDAY?'

Caveman bathroom

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'To me, anyone interested in high tech stuff like fire, is a nerd.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Used wheels

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Is the fire included?'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."