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"It gets me everywhere fast, as long as it's downhill!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Used wheels

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'Is the fire included?'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'