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"It gets me everywhere fast, as long as it's downhill!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The Invention of the Wheel

Used wheels

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

I'm With Stooped

'Is the fire included?'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."