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"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Early accounting scandals.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Used wheels

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Prehistoric Modern Art

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Easter Island Secret

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Carpe diem