Prehistoric Decorator Gifts

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'I've been busy today, too -- I made doilies for all the stalagmites!'

'Not that yukky color!'

"What's a patent?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Ancient Racing

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

The discovery of asparagus.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Kid doing cave paintings

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"