Prehistoric Stylist Gifts

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"They're paleo shorts. All the guys are wearing them."

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Mammoth Posing

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The first animation.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

Geekasaurus.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"