Prehistoric Stylist Gifts

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"They're paleo shorts. All the guys are wearing them."

"What's a patent?"

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

The First Cone of Shame.

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Vincent Van Og.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Mammoth Posing

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The first animation.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Geekasaurus.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Dang!"

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"