Retro Decorator Gifts

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Two portraits kissing each other

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Mid-century Father

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Curtains haberdashery

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?