Retro Decorator Gifts

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Mid-century Father

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'