Prehistoric Decorator Mugs

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'I've been busy today, too -- I made doilies for all the stalagmites!'

'Not that yukky color!'

"What's a patent?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Ancient Racing

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Kid doing cave paintings

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Face Painting.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Redecorating Easter Island.