Prehistoric Decor Lovers Mugs

"Honey, they're decorative."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."