Prehistoric Decor Lovers Prints

"Honey, they're decorative."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'