Poolside Protector T-Shirts

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Flip Flops

On holiday.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Japanese Whaling

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Bankside

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"We used to be cooler."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Save the river.

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

Tred carefully mill.

"I'm off to save the whales."

'You're overprotective, Mother.'