Pond Keeping Gifts

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"She's just being Koi."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Ricochet

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Drinking Companions

Frankenfish

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

FISH ESCAPE.

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'