Pond Protector Pillows

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Trump leaving

"I brought cocoa."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Raining Leaves.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Save the termites.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Do something for the environment.

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Amazon Burning

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"See a trend?"

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"We used to be cooler."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'