Pond Peacekeeper Prints

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Mother Duck.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

The Arab Autumn

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"We never fight anymore."