Pawn Broker T-Shirts

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

'Which broker, Mr. Beegly... stock or pawn?'

'Get my broker on the phone, please.' 'Stock or pawn?'

Pawn Shop. Frank's. Opening Soon. My store will be located right here. Fishing supplies. You're stuck between a hock and a rod place.

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

'Second molar from back, left hand side you say, I can't give you a proper valuation until I've got it out I'm afraid.'

'I'm a pawn broker.'

Cash for gold.

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

"To tell the truth, I've never been in a prawnshop before!"

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Why markets crash.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'