Pawning Aficionado Pillows

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Sitting in a tree

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Valentine Day

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

DUNVOTIN

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Afraid of change - leave it here.