Pawn Shop Enthusiast Pillows

Liberal Arts Diploma.

The lender of last resort?

Chess king and queen walk toward pawn shop.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

The Rubber Ball Company

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Bangers and Mash

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Better Not Squash.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Litterary Dogs.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'