Pawn Shops Pillows

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Prawn Shop

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

'I've got over thirty football cups and medals.'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

Cash for gold.

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

Revenge pawn

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Liberal Arts Diploma.

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

"Check-mate! Caught you on another pawn site!"

BANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

The lender of last resort?

'Which broker, Mr. Beegly... stock or pawn?'

"So, let me get this straight... You want to pawn your pawn ticket?"

Water Gardening: Others prefer the modern, easy way.

'This is very rare. I'd like to pawn it.'